Should I Stay or Should I go Now?

I made a loose promise to a mate to go out tonight!!!! But, I can't help but enjoy the time cuddling with my boyfriend who will be working the night shift again:( Is that WRONG??? Who cares....it feels so GOOD that am sure anyone who was in my position wouldn't want to trade the warmth of the bed for a lonely journey out of town.




So, now I have to make the decision am I going or staying. Thing is....it is kind of annoying when someone sends you a text message about 20minutes before they get on the train to say....by the way we are heading there now!!! Like...HELLO....maybe we should have arranged the leaving time together because it is so difficult to motivate oneself....to get out of bed and travel alone to find someone else in a different town in foreign country. What to do....what to do......am still waiting for the reply to my text!!! Anyways, first things first maybe I should eat my breakfast at 5:00pm. LOL~~

Sorry, Your Feet are Too Big!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Looks like I'm in a moaning mood this Friday morning!!! So, the other day I was shopping which is almost everday...hahaha....anyways, I go to the store. I look around at the lovely shoes and just admire them, as you do!!!! At this time, I had recently just came back from England....so, I wanted to see if the Korean style were similar to the ones back home. When all of a sudden my peace was disturbed by the supposed shoe assistant.




He must have thought he was helping me out, NO END. When he opened his offensive GOB and said "BIG SIZE is over here" and at this point, I wanted to yell some CHOICE WORDS but the problem being the limits of my Korean prevents me from expressing myself in the manner to which I am accustomed at home. So, I walked away with steam coming from my HEAD.




Like seriously, I know which area is selling the 250mm shoes (uk 6) because it has the smallest selection and the plainest styles in comparison to the others!@!! I dude...could you just FUCK RIGHT OFF!!! I don't even have BIG FEET just Korean women have insanely small feet which makes all foreigners appear to have big feet. The funny thing is many Korean women are taller than me but they still have smaller feet. Which is bizarre because at home taller women have bigger feet than shorter people...so, life is a bit topsy turvy!!!!!

What is the Obsession with Double Eyelids?

I think before I came to Korea I had never heard of double eyelids! I must admit when I first heard the term I was a little lost. Well, if you have never heard the term....I my reader.....am going to enlighten you. This beautiful little angel has got double eyelids and so do many other people but most asians from Korea, China and Japan do not. So, double eyelids is the term which explains the extra fold of skin on your eyelids which I explained is absent in many asians. Big DEAL, right!!!!


I had never given eyelids a second thought until I came here. I honestly feel that asian eyes are very exotic and quite attractive without the @double eyelid@ but you know how it is.....everyone wants what they can't have....or can they have it!!! Well, again....reader I am going to enlighten you on how many asian obtain "double eyelids." The cheap and non permenant option is just to buy a pack from the shop.....that will have some tape or something in it to create the illusion of a double eyelid. Well, that's not too bad....you fancy a little change....you wonder what it'll look like if you had that extra flap of skin.



But, unfortunately it doesn't end there!!! Many students from around age sixteen years old get cosmetic plastic surgery to obtain these eyelids. They do it at this age because it is before their graduation picture is taken....so, supposedly it makes it look more natural??????? Not to sound RACIST but how the FUCK can it look natural when 99.9% of the time most Koreans don't have double eyelids and maybe if they do it's because they are mixed or they have the smallest flap of skin already. But it doesn't just stop at creating the double eyelids some kids even have surgery to make the eyes look bigger. It really makes me feel sad when someone changes something that is already beautiful..... The other day a Korean actually said they hate another singer because "his eyes are too Asian"...absolutely mental!!!

Why, Don't You Mean What You Say!!

I really get annoyed when you make plans with someone and you specificially make your feelings known to that person to avoid future misunderstandings and then what do they do.... they S.H.I.T on you (just like the slim shady song)!!!! I'm talking at least a thirty minute conversation where you say......I DON'T LIKE THAT BAR but I know you want to go (UNSELFISH) so let's go for a while and watch your friend's set (COMPROMISING) and then we'll leave. I don't want to get stuck there all night. Sorry, to go on but I just want to you to understand, what I'm saying. I think any intectually challenged person could understand those plans, RIGHT?? NO, WRONG!!!




I think I have stumbled across the most selfish girl in the world. Rihanna feels like the only girl in the world BUT this girl is the MOST SELFISH GIRL in the world. Almost three hours later, I am stuck in this bar listening to the repetitve songs and this girl won't stop knocking back the Gin & Tonics. That, is another thing. I think she is on a mission to get completely WASTED and not in a good way. You know when you're drinking to have a GOOD NIGHT and you know when someone's DRINKING just to BLOCK SHIT OUT.




Three and a half hours later (or what felt like it) I said I'm out of here. I've reached my LIMIT ....I told you earlier, RIGHT. What does SHE do next....she orders another G&T (like oh my fucking god, no you didn't) and I say, right. I'm NEVER going out with you AGAIN!!!! I think I will stand by my last words because I thought friendships and nights out were based on mutual agreement and compromise. Hello, you are a completely SELFISH LIAR!!!