Thursday 30 July 2009

The Hangover---I Love This Movie







I watched this movie last night and I was expecting it to be funny as my friend told me to watch it BUT i wasn't prepared. This film is totally awesome and I fell in love with the character Alan. If you haven't watched this movie yet----make sure you get round to it---you won't be disappointed. I laughed so much am sure if they charged you for it---I couldn't afford to pay the bill!!! Here is the Trailer & one of my favourite quotes from the film.

"You guys may not know this, but I consider myself…a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one man wolf pack. But when my sister brought Doug home, I knew he was one of my own. And my wolf pack, it grew by one. So were two…so there was two of us in the pack. I…I was alone first in the pack, and then Doug joined in later.And 6 months ago, when Doug introduced me to you guys. I thought…wait a second, could it be. And now I know for sure, I just added 2 more guys to my wolf pack. 4 of us wolves running around the desert together, in Las Vegas looking for strippers and cocaine. So tonight, we make a toast!"


I Can't Hula!!! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA



I decided to buy a hula hoop. THEORY---it'll help me get my abs into shape BUT fact is ----SIGH---I can't bloody hula. I tried for an hour straight to the point that my sides are aching still two days later. The shame continues---my brother could do it and he insisted in spinning the hula round and round his stupid waist. And now I got some little kid in my house spinning this hula and telling me she can use more than one at a time *SHOCK HORROR*

Tuesday 28 July 2009

I Need a New Fringe!

I fancy a change for when I start my new job abroad and I'm thinking get a fringe BUT am thinking what kind to get. There are so many ideas to chose from. I'm thinking maybe I should have a nice heavy side swept one but with a blunt cut to it. EEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKK am torn but I better decide by next week, as that is the self imposed deadline for change.

Tuesday 21 July 2009

ID 4 the CluB---Are You Serious!?!#@~/.!!

I went out this weekend and for the first time in a long while---I got carded!!!! ID he says conversation to self is this guy for real, ID it's a pissing liberty hmmmmm, I haven't got one!!! I think you get to an age when you don't feel you need it---like my date of birth is 1980 PUNK naturally I omitted the Punk part. I mean I watched the security were doing--they have this machine and they take your ID card and scan it in the machine.... YEAH very BIG BROTHER STATE here in England. What is with all the CCTV and now they have a machine to say you were at this particular club, at this particular time ummmmm this is DISCONCERTING. In fact I think I better read that 1984 book by Orwell I have it somewhere!!!!!!!

Sunday 19 July 2009

Beth Ditto Rocks---I finally remembered the Song!!!

I was eating my breakfast when I heard the song--the one I was dying to hear or find after hearing it on the radio!!!! I rushed into the TV room to see Beth Ditto parading around on the stage belting out the song. I loves Beth Ditto she is so unconventional...she is a BIG LASS and she isn't scared to show it off...I've seen her parading around in PANTIES even...hahahaha. You have to admire someone who just doesn't give a SHIT, as so many people spend life preoccupied with what everyone else thinks of them.

Enjoy the Song!!!! It's by The GOssip - Heavy Cross.

Thursday 16 July 2009

My New Amour---J'adore J'Adore <3

I have a new boyfriend!!!

Yes or No?

His so HOT!!!

Am Buying Male Clothes Now!

Here in UK, we have the cheapest shop ever...it's not even a flea market or the Vintage shop BUT Primark. Primark is like a Mecca for cheap clothes and today I bought a beautiful denim dress for £13 but it looks so much more expensive and this isn't even the sale price!!!! I then went into the men's section of the store and bought a pair of male trousers. HEHEHEHE.....they were slim fit, so they're quite fitting and for £4 I would say that is a BARGAIN!!! I did the same thing last week...I bought a pair of BRIGHT HOT PINK men's slim fit jeans for £3. I think I'm onto something here, LOL.

Wednesday 15 July 2009

Just Chat Me UP!!!!!

I like this outfit in the picture and I'm wondering if this is causing a problem. I mean I walk down the street as I don't drive and I see guys checking me out I'm not trying to show off BUT I see them!!! HAHAHAHA.....anyways, I LIKE IT. But why is it that only the less ATTRACTIVE ones have the confidence to chat me up and all the drop dead gorgeous I'm building up a HEAVY pant just thinking about these GUYS just STARE. This is now the anthem to my life at the moment and while SINGLE life is great and when I'm in a relationship I often fantasise about living a VIDA LOCA. Nevertheless, will one of these *Va Va Vroom* looking guys just chat me up already or am I being all old fashioned and should I approach one of these guys. DECISIONS DECISIONS.

Tuesday 14 July 2009

You Look So Sexy in Your RainCoat!

It has been horrendous here in England. RAIN RAIN go away come again another day!!!! We are having some serious downpours and I must admit I HATE UMBRELLAS so I invested in a cheap £3.00 hooded waterproof jacket which I crumple into a ball and throw it into the bottom of my gigantic swag bag. So, I get the bus and the heavens decided to open and thank goodness I had my lifesaver raincoat. But as I'm walking in this rain, a guy walks beside me and asks "Can we swap jackets." I chuckled to myself and thought you are crazy if you think your getting this jacket without a fight but he persisted in chatting to me. Then, it dawned on me you idiot this guy is flirting with you, thing is he didn't ask the right questions and I didn't help him either!!!!! But he said one sweet thing "are you 19" these words will resonate with me for the next 12 months, as I'm 29 what a SWEETIE!!!!!!! If only he knew.... I was.....a REAL BAD GIRLFRIEND.

Can I go to the PArk?

I think I've taken my childhood for granted because apparently these days kids aren't allowed to go out unsupervised. HELLO, sounds like prison!!!! I'm 8 years old and my parents don't let me go to the park not me TRUST me am well past that age but SERIOUSLY is the world that bad.

I walk past lots of empty parks these days and today I watch some random TV debate saying that most children aren't allowed to go outside to play. I mean I know there are paedophiles BUT they've always been there and this NEVER stopped my parents or me from playing outside.



I couldn't imagine having to wait until my teenage years to play outside. The world as I know it is seriously UPSIDE DOWN---kids I feel your PAIN!!!

Thursday 9 July 2009

Vampire Fetish! Oh My!!

Oh dear, I'm going through a phase called Vampire Fetish. A sudden love for the undead. Sounds MORBID!!! SHOCKING. So, anyways I finally heard about this show like 2 days ago and I'm about to watch episode 9 of season one. While also reading the second book in the Twilight series, New Moon. I'm seeing a theme and involves Blood, love, lust, romance and vampires together with devastatingly handsome Vampires. Right, I don't want a Vampire BUT i do want a devastatingly handsome fella. GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Public Enemies - I <3 Depp & Bale <3

I went to see this movie and obviously I enjoyed it, I mean, like, Johnny Depp and Christian Bale. Can you hear that...hmmmmmm *BOOM BOOM* yes the palpitations I'm having from recollecting watching them on the BiG Screen!!!! My poor heart could not manage such a FEAT. HAHHAHAHAHAA.....what was this movie even about!!! That's a lie....I know what the movie was about.

Yes, I HEART them both. What great talent they have *COUGH COUGH* I'm talking about their acting talent. Obviously!!!!

Shame I watched this movie with my uncles....HAHAHAHAAAAA. Well, a blessing for the audience otherwise it might have sounded like a PORN film in the auditorium. LOL

Tuesday 7 July 2009

Forgot the Song!!!

I heard a cool song on the radio like 2 days ago and I haven't heard it since. I woke up the next day with the song in my head BUT now since this morning when I feel like I want to hear this song again. Do you think I can recall a melody, a lyric, anything. NOTHING my mind is empty but i really want to hear it again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No FAIR No FAIR =(

Selfishness Has Never Been So Fabulous

I have stumbled across a new level of selfishness that I never knew was capable of attaining. I have met the Queen of Selfishness and it is indeed very ugly. Can people honestly feel no guilt in their selfish actions at all---no one is free of this terror when she stamps her feet!!! Not brother, not sister, not mother, not daughter and certainly not friends, I had no idea how bad it was but I will enlighten you.

Imagine you are the parent of a six year old and you are say 25 years old. You go out to party for your birthday and an argument breaks out and slightly puts a dampener on your night out. You arrive at your mom's like 4am wake her up, it's a school night and you know your daughter is due in school in the next 4 hours. But do you stay to prepare her for school...NO NO NO. You don't in fact, your daughter misses school and you don't arrive to pick her up until 4pm the next day!!!!! Then, you go out on the evening to stay at a hotel as it's still your birthday. Leaving mother, sister and brother to babysit yet again for like the billionth time. I have never encountered such levels of selfishness in my life and it sure is UGLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This girl is a monster :(

Thursday 2 July 2009

Dilemma!!!!

I guess at some point in your life, you may or may not face this dilemma. But what would you do if your friend's boyfriend tried it on with you. Thankfully, this isn't my dilemma but if it happened it really puts you in a horrible position. I mean would you tell your friend or would it depend on who the friend was and if they would believe you? I'm so glad....I haven't got the weight of this issue pressing down on me!!!!!!