Teaching English as a foreign language can be hilarious. I mean the things that students say can make or break your day.
Teacher: Nathan isn't coming anymore.
Student: What teacher. Nathan is an animal.
Teacher: Not animal. Anymore.
Student: Teacher what animal is he?
Other days they are offensive little bastards.
Student: Oh, teacher that is scary.
Teacher: What.
Student: Teacher you shouldn't wear eyeline.
Teacher: Well, you little bitch there are somethings you shouldn't say to someone three times your age. Shut the fuck up and practice your god dam phonics. By the way you dumb fuck it's EYELINER. (p.s. this is the private dialogue that I had with myself).
This is what I wanted too do.
Student: Teacher, that is scary!
Teacher: No BITCH this is scary.
Student: Ouch!
Teacher: That's right BITCH you got knocked the fuck out. Now keep your remarks to your god dam self.
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