I'm back from days of not blogging!!! Was I missed wonders???? So, a lot has happened since my last post like.....I got the job in South Korea!!!! WHooohoooo.O Anyways, apart from the whole I'm so excited I think I peed myself..hahahahaa.I want to share my bus adventures. Yes, people the bus. So, many people drive and I'm not one of them because I think I'm so fabulous that I should be chauffeured people and until I can afford a personal driver the public transport will have to do. Maybe I should give a less conceited reason like it's my subconscious decision that I'm trying to save our planet. Yes, my carbon footprint is negligible.
Now here is the thing with the bus, sometimes it has it's own pungent odour i must hurry and get my fortune and get a chauffeur, yes the eau de bus. Like I was on the bus today and it's sunny in England for a change and the bus smelt like a mix of stale air and sweaty armpits.
But the worst smell of all, is when a homeless person rides the bus. I must admit I've grown up somewhat as previously I wouldn't have hesitated to make a BIG THING about someone smelling but now I'm wiser I keep it to myself as I CHANGE SEATS and try to run from the eau de homeless that is wafting from the back aisle of the bus.
Now here is the thing with the bus, sometimes it has it's own pungent odour i must hurry and get my fortune and get a chauffeur, yes the eau de bus. Like I was on the bus today and it's sunny in England for a change and the bus smelt like a mix of stale air and sweaty armpits.
But the worst smell of all, is when a homeless person rides the bus. I must admit I've grown up somewhat as previously I wouldn't have hesitated to make a BIG THING about someone smelling but now I'm wiser I keep it to myself as I CHANGE SEATS and try to run from the eau de homeless that is wafting from the back aisle of the bus.I need to win the lottery so I can get this chauffeur. LOL
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