Chat up Lines

Before I start off I would like to say it really takes a lot of guts to approach a total stranger that you're attracted too and it is something worthy of ADMIRATION!!!!!  That said I sometimes wonder why it's always the less attractive guys that of full of such BRAVADO and why the more attractive ones hardly ever approach anyone....hmmmmm.

This week I was told how wonderful I was by a total stranger and while it was flattering I wasn't really attracted to this person!!!!!!!!!!!  But someone else other than me has had a busy week of guys just randomly chatting her up and here are a few of the lines they have used:

1. I want to link you....I want coffee with you!!!  Be mindful that this was yelled out at full volume on PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION...hmmmmmmmmmmmm why would you do that!!!!!!

2. Are you a nurse because my belly has been hurting since I seen you!!!! Hmmmmm are you sure you just don't need to relieve your bowels----whyyyyyyyyyyy!!!

3.  Look what you did.....you made me miss my bus cuz i had to ADMIRE you!!! LoL

Guys guys guys.......please please please say something worthwhile----i know it's difficult but surely when you take the time out to approach someone be mindful that you have something worthwhile to say!!!!