Help Me Please!!!!!!!!

Hello Blog.

Long time no postie post here!!!! Well, sometimes I think of stuff I want to say on here and then I just don’t get round to it and before you know a few days go past and I think of something new and then I still don’t get around to making the post. It’s the thought that counts right---why aren’t you all like Matt Parkman from Heroes….damn you for not being telepathic!!!!

I better stop or you’ll think I’ve been sent off to the funny farm. So, what to tell all you attentive readers out there!!!! Well, today I’m sitting here and I’m like absolutely livid in fact I’m so fuming right now that if you could see my aura it would be red with RAGE. Allow me to explain the episode that caused this rage to raise its ugly head.

Let’s set the scene –LIGHTS, CAMERA, ACTION.

1. You’re writing messages in a book and you know what each column contains---it’s perfectly clear!!! Someone starts being pedantic and points out that you should HEAD them (RAGE begins to slowly bubble).

2. The same pathetic individual attempts to show you a form containing 8 boxes that needs to be completed. Instead of doing the straightforward thing of saying ----complete the form!!! NO, NO because that would suggest you have a BRAIN. So, instead they mark each box with a RED CROSS and then they decide that you must be illiterate. At this point I’m erupting MOLTEN LAVA and interrupted with a STERN “I can ReaD so basically what you want is for me to complete the form!!!”

I really need to get the phark out of this place --- JET Programme can you send me a letter already!!!!