Drunken Mess

So, this weekend I decided to hit the town with the anthem of "we gone party HARD" and boy, oh boy that is exactly what I did.  I decided late in the day that this is what I intended to do and I ended up hitting the Pub before reaching the club.  Here goes the drink list ----the parts that I can remember at least.

1.  Reach the pub and drink 2 double vodka's and lemonade with 2 sambuccas on top!

2. Leave the pub and head to another bar and drink 2 double amarettos 

3. Reach the final destination and start off with the double vodka!!!

Ok, so that is all the alcohol from my own pocket & then i met up with some RANDOMS and that's when it all became a blur-----I remember drinking more sambucca and moving onto the Hennessey and then champagne and then Hennessey!!!!  The result of which is that I have no recollection of the night before and it has been a while since I've drunk this much alcohol.  All in all I had a good time---from the fragmented memories of the night of the night before last.  

Note to self----try not to get carried away when you get free BOOZE!!!

Let the Right One in!!!

It has become a regular occurrence that my posts have become erratic!!!! Is there a reason for this---Yes and this time it isn't because of the anime blog but seriously my internet connection --went KAPUT!!!!!  N I G H T M A R E....it kind of reminded me of the episode of South Park when the internet flatlined and everyone forgot what they used to do before the internet.

Well finally they came and fixed the phone line and voila I'm back online.  So, Let the Right One In---is a Swedish film that I went to see on Thursday and well, i really enjoyed it.  I've never watched anything Swedish and I've never been to Sweden so I was curious as to what a Swedish film would be like.  I must admit I really liked this film which if you didn't know is an unconventional vampire movie.  In that the movie itself is mainly focused around the friendship Oscar (the guy in the picture) makes with Eli his next door neighbour who happens to be a Vampire.  

There were many scenes that I thought were a creative take on the whole vampire theme but i won't go into those BUT If you're thinking about watching it I'd say do so!!!!!  I don't think you'd be disappointed.

Money Money my Honey!!!

Is always the case that when you really need something you don't have it.  Like before I had a well paid job and lots of extra KERCHING and I didn't really have anywhere i really wanted to go or anything i really wanted to do ---apart from eat sushi & drink sake and eat the occasional swirly lollipop!!!! Apart from these few vices ...I didn't really have anything I wanted to do.  Well now my world has changed and I have lots of  things I wish to do and here's the THING ----this time I don't have the money to do it & it's really a pain in the ASS!!!!!

Why is this the case?  As if being single isn't enough of a pain ---I also have to be broke like a JOKE----but I'm not laughing so I guess the joke is on me and who likes that no certainly not me.  I want to go to the Electric cinema and watch a Swedish flick---Let the Right ONe In and who am I going to watch it with----everyone is broke.....most people don't like subtitles----I guess I'm going to have to go on me Jackie Jones!!!! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA----i love this cinema ---I can even have a cup of earl grey----now that is so BRILLIANT!!! Am I sad because I love the tea :)

His Dark Materials

So, i went to the theatre by myself!!!! I hardly ever do things on my own so I decided why shouldn't i do some stuff by myself.  Well, i already watched part 1 so i thought I'd watch the 2nd part of His Dark Materials , which is the trilogy by Philip Pullman.  I did have an enjoyable time but i felt that the 2nd part of the play wasn't as greatly put together as the first.  I think this is mainly because of the complexity of the story and the connecting stories taking part in different worlds.  This meant that the scenes just kept on changing too rapidly BUT overall I'm glad i watched it.  So would i recommend watching this play----YES!!!! Is simple if you love the book---naturally you'll live the play---I wonder if they could make the movie version better than the Golden Compass.  At least they'll have access to better computer imagery than the stage BUT i think nothing will beat the book as nothing can beat the IMAGINATION.  Unless you watched South Park and you saw the Terrorists taking over imagination land.  Great Episode....whoops I'm digressing!!!!!!! :)

If you like fantasy fiction and you haven't read His Dark Material----DO IT NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW :)

Binge DrinkinG Dilemma!!!

I don't know if you've ever heard of this show and in case you're wondering it's a UK Tv drama about teenage life and it's called Skins and yes, that dude is in the movie "Slumdog Millionaire" and the other guy is the one from "About a Boy" in case you thought i recognise his face from somewhere. So moving on-----the point am trying to get out there!!! There is one---is this----why are all the kids on the piss. Well, I recently thought of something that i wasn't entitled to when i was a teenager roaming the streets of Birmingham, England and that is EMA. Yes, i said it EMA----yes, the government give teenagers £30 a week for going to college or some sort of education.

So imagine----your mom does everything for you---you have no utility bills and you're not a teenage parent. Well, now you have this £30 burning a hole in your pocket I wonder what you'll use it for---most likely your parents will buy your clothes still, cook you dinner and top up your phone credit---shit they might even give you pocket money. So what happens to this extra £30 you get on this EMA ----well, I'm no Einstein BUT people people this money is going on Cannabis & alcohol what a lovely mix. They ask the question why are all the teenagers getting HIGH and PISSED on weekends BUT what did they think would happen when they're dishing out the CASH!!!!!

Heart Broken

This is pretty much how I'm feeling today!!!!!! I first started off feeling annoyed when I realised my anime group on facebook was being imitated by another group and I thought here we go. Well, then I was just relaxing and having a chat with my cousin and then I discovered that the letter I had been waiting anxiously for had arrived without me knowing it. This in itself was a bad omen to me and I knew instantly that it wasn't bearing the news I wanted to hear and spot on it wasn't. After three months of waiting I was informed that I didn't get accepted on the Jet Programme!!!!!! What a NIGHTMARE I mean it was such a long time to wait to be rejected BUT I'm on a mission to go there and no little no from the embassy is going to stop me from reaching Japan.

That said I did actually die last night when I opened the letter and my heart officially stopped beating so I'm in fact typing this post from the afterlife!!!!!!!

Help Me Please!!!!!!!!

Hello Blog.

Long time no postie post here!!!! Well, sometimes I think of stuff I want to say on here and then I just don’t get round to it and before you know a few days go past and I think of something new and then I still don’t get around to making the post. It’s the thought that counts right---why aren’t you all like Matt Parkman from Heroes….damn you for not being telepathic!!!!

I better stop or you’ll think I’ve been sent off to the funny farm. So, what to tell all you attentive readers out there!!!! Well, today I’m sitting here and I’m like absolutely livid in fact I’m so fuming right now that if you could see my aura it would be red with RAGE. Allow me to explain the episode that caused this rage to raise its ugly head.

Let’s set the scene –LIGHTS, CAMERA, ACTION.

1. You’re writing messages in a book and you know what each column contains---it’s perfectly clear!!! Someone starts being pedantic and points out that you should HEAD them (RAGE begins to slowly bubble).

2. The same pathetic individual attempts to show you a form containing 8 boxes that needs to be completed. Instead of doing the straightforward thing of saying ----complete the form!!! NO, NO because that would suggest you have a BRAIN. So, instead they mark each box with a RED CROSS and then they decide that you must be illiterate. At this point I’m erupting MOLTEN LAVA and interrupted with a STERN “I can ReaD so basically what you want is for me to complete the form!!!”

I really need to get the phark out of this place --- JET Programme can you send me a letter already!!!!