Hello>>>>>> I'm Back!!! --___<

Hello, I have been gone so long.....what are the reasons..ummmmmm???? First, I'm probably one of the laziest people you'll ever know...yes, yes...I mean my ideal life is that of a beach bum...hahaha! Secondly, I moved to Ulsan in South Korea and I'm trying to adapt to my new and improved lifestyle and thirdly...even though there are like a zillion internet cafes in Korea....they are like the smokiest environments known to MAN...LOL but thank Jesus I have internet in my apartment!!! So, now I can once again go blogging crazy.....I don't think I want my blog to be solely about life in Korea...so I think it'll just remain the same as before BUT obviously it will be affected by my new accommodation!!! ENJOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

I'm just trying to get back my blogging momentum HENCE the multiple posts!!!! I just got back like an hour ago from Starbucks and I ate the greatest sandwich ever from a place called Isaacs....YUMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY and unfortunately, I'm back in my shoebox apartment. Yes, I live in the tiniest of apartments BUT I'm not one for moaning and I'm more than satisfied to be here in Korea than in a beautiful mansion in London (ummmmm, maybe I lie!!! hahahah).

As you can see the landscape is to die for....this was my first visit to a temple--Tongdosa Temple!!!! It was so amazing and serene and I think I love temples now....maybe I'll become like a Buddhist now or maybe adopt a more Buddhist lifestyle...ummmmmmmm....can I....will I.....watch this space! All I can say is I love the mountains and all the trees here in Korea and of course the beautiful architecture.

I just had to take a picture of the roof of these buildings.....so gorgeous!!! I love architecture....I wish I was capable of creating something remotely magnificent...PFFTTTTTTT! What was that can I get an ENCORE do you want more...one last time I ....hahahaha.

Flying Out---12 day Countdown

Finally---I have been given the green light and I'll be off to Ulsan, Korea to teach English for 6 months. But if it turns out well, they like me and I like them-----then I'll walk straight into another job for an extra 12 months. This is like everything all at once--exciting, terrifying, fun, interesting, daunting BUT overall I'm thrilled and delighted to be given the opportunity of a lifetime. WHoooHOOOOooooooo!

Pretender

I woke up and I heard the song clear as day in my head---so I thought I'd do a nice short n sweet post. It's such an awesome song---let's play it LOUD!!!!!

McDonalds Tantrum!!

I was in the city centre yesterday, making last minute purchases when I spotted a little fat girl in a pink dress storming past McDonalds. I didn't realise at first that this was the beginning of a temper tantrum for a cheeseburger!!!!!About 10 minutes after, while the rain was coming down, I spotted the same little girl sitting on the pavement by McDonalds. Her mother is standing over her and she appears to be pleading for this junk food treat. I was told by another bystander that she had been having this tantrum for thirty minutes!!!! Maybe I should've filmed it BUT that seems so cruel---so I'm reporting it instead. hahahaa :)

KOrea is Back on the Agenda!!!

So, I got a call on Monday morning from a lady in Korea *i forgot her name* ---excitement i guess!!! She's like you haven't replied to our email---WHAT EMAIL---turns out my contract had been sent to me BUT her email was never received!!!! We manage to sort out the miscommunication. Pheewwwwwwwwwwwww.

But now I'm wanted in Korea by 18th August!!! Yes, next week *EEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKK* Ulsan here I come. Ummmmmmm , well as soon as I get me visa.

I want to Erase the Day Before Yesterday!!!!

If I could just melt away, I think I'd take that option BUT I can't erase the events of the day before yesterday. I decided to go out clubbing and I really didn't want to go but someone kept pressing me "Come on", "Pleaassssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeee" and I went against my better instincts. I went OUT and things went WRONG.

I wish I could run away from what I did and not have to face the person ever again BUT I will. I totally lost my temper with an old love interest and threw a drink in his face, kicked him and verbally abused him and his friend. From memory it was over something very trivial but it probably came from a deeper place while under the influence.

I'm so disgusted with myself because I'm sure I'll go down in his estimations now and if only I could erase the day before yesterday. I spoke to him and apologised and he said that it's fine and he isn't holding it against me. But I could DIE from the shame of IT. If only I could erase the day before yesterday *SIGH*

Lady Gaga is GreaT!

I woke up this morning and the first thing I saw was the raunchy Lady Gaga gyrating her hips wearing less to nothing, which is what she's know for. I can't help but love her MUSIC....every single track she has released is GREAT and every time you see her she is wearing some next unique piece of clothing. She is OUT THERE and that makes her more appealing --she is definitely not lacking in persona.

I mean this is the her latest song and I totally love IT!!!! "Let's have some fun, this beat is sick I wanna take a ride on your disco stick. Don't think too much, just bust that kick I wanna take a ride on your disco stick."

The Hangover---I Love This Movie

I watched this movie last night and I was expecting it to be funny as my friend told me to watch it BUT i wasn't prepared. This film is totally awesome and I fell in love with the character Alan. If you haven't watched this movie yet----make sure you get round to it---you won't be disappointed. I laughed so much am sure if they charged you for it---I couldn't afford to pay the bill!!! Here is the Trailer & one of my favourite quotes from the film.

"You guys may not know this, but I consider myself…a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one man wolf pack. But when my sister brought Doug home, I knew he was one of my own. And my wolf pack, it grew by one. So were two…so there was two of us in the pack. I…I was alone first in the pack, and then Doug joined in later.And 6 months ago, when Doug introduced me to you guys. I thought…wait a second, could it be. And now I know for sure, I just added 2 more guys to my wolf pack. 4 of us wolves running around the desert together, in Las Vegas looking for strippers and cocaine. So tonight, we make a toast!"

I Can't Hula!!! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I decided to buy a hula hoop. THEORY---it'll help me get my abs into shape BUT fact is ----SIGH---I can't bloody hula. I tried for an hour straight to the point that my sides are aching still two days later. The shame continues---my brother could do it and he insisted in spinning the hula round and round his stupid waist. And now I got some little kid in my house spinning this hula and telling me she can use more than one at a time *SHOCK HORROR*

I Need a New Fringe!

I fancy a change for when I start my new job abroad and I'm thinking get a fringe BUT am thinking what kind to get. There are so many ideas to chose from. I'm thinking maybe I should have a nice heavy side swept one but with a blunt cut to it. EEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKK am torn but I better decide by next week, as that is the self imposed deadline for change.

ID 4 the CluB---Are You Serious!?!#@~/.!!

I went out this weekend and for the first time in a long while---I got carded!!!! ID he says conversation to self is this guy for real, ID it's a pissing liberty hmmmmm, I haven't got one!!! I think you get to an age when you don't feel you need it---like my date of birth is 1980 PUNK naturally I omitted the Punk part. I mean I watched the security were doing--they have this machine and they take your ID card and scan it in the machine.... YEAH very BIG BROTHER STATE here in England. What is with all the CCTV and now they have a machine to say you were at this particular club, at this particular time ummmmm this is DISCONCERTING. In fact I think I better read that 1984 book by Orwell I have it somewhere!!!!!!!

Beth Ditto Rocks---I finally remembered the Song!!!

I was eating my breakfast when I heard the song--the one I was dying to hear or find after hearing it on the radio!!!! I rushed into the TV room to see Beth Ditto parading around on the stage belting out the song. I loves Beth Ditto she is so unconventional...she is a BIG LASS and she isn't scared to show it off...I've seen her parading around in PANTIES even...hahahaha. You have to admire someone who just doesn't give a SHIT, as so many people spend life preoccupied with what everyone else thinks of them.

Enjoy the Song!!!! It's by The GOssip - Heavy Cross.

My New Amour---J'adore J'Adore <3

I have a new boyfriend!!!

Yes or No?

His so HOT!!!

Am Buying Male Clothes Now!

Here in UK, we have the cheapest shop ever...it's not even a flea market or the Vintage shop BUT Primark. Primark is like a Mecca for cheap clothes and today I bought a beautiful denim dress for £13 but it looks so much more expensive and this isn't even the sale price!!!! I then went into the men's section of the store and bought a pair of male trousers. HEHEHEHE.....they were slim fit, so they're quite fitting and for £4 I would say that is a BARGAIN!!! I did the same thing last week...I bought a pair of BRIGHT HOT PINK men's slim fit jeans for £3. I think I'm onto something here, LOL.

Just Chat Me UP!!!!!

I like this outfit in the picture and I'm wondering if this is causing a problem. I mean I walk down the street as I don't drive and I see guys checking me out I'm not trying to show off BUT I see them!!! HAHAHAHA.....anyways, I LIKE IT. But why is it that only the less ATTRACTIVE ones have the confidence to chat me up and all the drop dead gorgeous I'm building up a HEAVY pant just thinking about these GUYS just STARE. This is now the anthem to my life at the moment and while SINGLE life is great and when I'm in a relationship I often fantasise about living a VIDA LOCA. Nevertheless, will one of these *Va Va Vroom* looking guys just chat me up already or am I being all old fashioned and should I approach one of these guys. DECISIONS DECISIONS.

You Look So Sexy in Your RainCoat!

It has been horrendous here in England. RAIN RAIN go away come again another day!!!! We are having some serious downpours and I must admit I HATE UMBRELLAS so I invested in a cheap £3.00 hooded waterproof jacket which I crumple into a ball and throw it into the bottom of my gigantic swag bag. So, I get the bus and the heavens decided to open and thank goodness I had my lifesaver raincoat. But as I'm walking in this rain, a guy walks beside me and asks "Can we swap jackets." I chuckled to myself and thought you are crazy if you think your getting this jacket without a fight but he persisted in chatting to me. Then, it dawned on me you idiot this guy is flirting with you, thing is he didn't ask the right questions and I didn't help him either!!!!! But he said one sweet thing "are you 19" these words will resonate with me for the next 12 months, as I'm 29 what a SWEETIE!!!!!!! If only he knew.... I was.....a REAL BAD GIRLFRIEND.

Can I go to the PArk?

I think I've taken my childhood for granted because apparently these days kids aren't allowed to go out unsupervised. HELLO, sounds like prison!!!! I'm 8 years old and my parents don't let me go to the park not me TRUST me am well past that age but SERIOUSLY is the world that bad.

I walk past lots of empty parks these days and today I watch some random TV debate saying that most children aren't allowed to go outside to play. I mean I know there are paedophiles BUT they've always been there and this NEVER stopped my parents or me from playing outside.

I couldn't imagine having to wait until my teenage years to play outside. The world as I know it is seriously UPSIDE DOWN---kids I feel your PAIN!!!

Vampire Fetish! Oh My!!

Oh dear, I'm going through a phase called Vampire Fetish. A sudden love for the undead. Sounds MORBID!!! SHOCKING. So, anyways I finally heard about this show like 2 days ago and I'm about to watch episode 9 of season one. While also reading the second book in the Twilight series, New Moon. I'm seeing a theme and involves Blood, love, lust, romance and vampires together with devastatingly handsome Vampires. Right, I don't want a Vampire BUT i do want a devastatingly handsome fella. GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Public Enemies - I <3 Depp & Bale <3

I went to see this movie and obviously I enjoyed it, I mean, like, Johnny Depp and Christian Bale. Can you hear that...hmmmmmm *BOOM BOOM* yes the palpitations I'm having from recollecting watching them on the BiG Screen!!!! My poor heart could not manage such a FEAT. HAHHAHAHAHAA.....what was this movie even about!!! That's a lie....I know what the movie was about.

Yes, I HEART them both. What great talent they have *COUGH COUGH* I'm talking about their acting talent. Obviously!!!!

Shame I watched this movie with my uncles....HAHAHAHAAAAA. Well, a blessing for the audience otherwise it might have sounded like a PORN film in the auditorium. LOL

Forgot the Song!!!

I heard a cool song on the radio like 2 days ago and I haven't heard it since. I woke up the next day with the song in my head BUT now since this morning when I feel like I want to hear this song again. Do you think I can recall a melody, a lyric, anything. NOTHING my mind is empty but i really want to hear it again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No FAIR No FAIR =(

Selfishness Has Never Been So Fabulous

I have stumbled across a new level of selfishness that I never knew was capable of attaining. I have met the Queen of Selfishness and it is indeed very ugly. Can people honestly feel no guilt in their selfish actions at all---no one is free of this terror when she stamps her feet!!! Not brother, not sister, not mother, not daughter and certainly not friends, I had no idea how bad it was but I will enlighten you.

Imagine you are the parent of a six year old and you are say 25 years old. You go out to party for your birthday and an argument breaks out and slightly puts a dampener on your night out. You arrive at your mom's like 4am wake her up, it's a school night and you know your daughter is due in school in the next 4 hours. But do you stay to prepare her for school...NO NO NO. You don't in fact, your daughter misses school and you don't arrive to pick her up until 4pm the next day!!!!! Then, you go out on the evening to stay at a hotel as it's still your birthday. Leaving mother, sister and brother to babysit yet again for like the billionth time. I have never encountered such levels of selfishness in my life and it sure is UGLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This girl is a monster :(

Dilemma!!!!

I guess at some point in your life, you may or may not face this dilemma. But what would you do if your friend's boyfriend tried it on with you. Thankfully, this isn't my dilemma but if it happened it really puts you in a horrible position. I mean would you tell your friend or would it depend on who the friend was and if they would believe you? I'm so glad....I haven't got the weight of this issue pressing down on me!!!!!!

Devastation!!!!!!!!!!!

Nothing worse than having a rant and than losing the post in which you were making some serious rantings *GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA* So, if you weren't aware of this fact, today, is like the worse day in history!!! OK, so I'm exaggerating but it's the worse day EVER for me. The job I might have been elated to have in previous post has now slipped through my fingers and I must defer my placement to start in February 2010. Because all the jobs with EPIK to start August 2009 have been FILLED. I'm devastated and in fact if you listen hard enough you will hear my *THROBS OF DESPAIR*. I can't get Teachaway to GUARANTEE my place for 2010 but all they're willing to say is that EPIK will be aware of my situation and my application will be given SPECIAL CONSIDERATION but I want GUARANTEED POSITION. Life is seriously sucking sour lemons!!!!!!!!

Why Does It Always Rain On Me - Travis

Emo Chan in Despair!