You Look So Sexy in Your RainCoat!

It has been horrendous here in England. RAIN RAIN go away come again another day!!!! We are having some serious downpours and I must admit I HATE UMBRELLAS so I invested in a cheap £3.00 hooded waterproof jacket which I crumple into a ball and throw it into the bottom of my gigantic swag bag. So, I get the bus and the heavens decided to open and thank goodness I had my lifesaver raincoat. But as I'm walking in this rain, a guy walks beside me and asks "Can we swap jackets." I chuckled to myself and thought you are crazy if you think your getting this jacket without a fight but he persisted in chatting to me. Then, it dawned on me you idiot this guy is flirting with you, thing is he didn't ask the right questions and I didn't help him either!!!!! But he said one sweet thing "are you 19" these words will resonate with me for the next 12 months, as I'm 29 what a SWEETIE!!!!!!! If only he knew.... I was.....a REAL BAD GIRLFRIEND.

Can I go to the PArk?

I think I've taken my childhood for granted because apparently these days kids aren't allowed to go out unsupervised. HELLO, sounds like prison!!!! I'm 8 years old and my parents don't let me go to the park not me TRUST me am well past that age but SERIOUSLY is the world that bad.

I walk past lots of empty parks these days and today I watch some random TV debate saying that most children aren't allowed to go outside to play. I mean I know there are paedophiles BUT they've always been there and this NEVER stopped my parents or me from playing outside.

I couldn't imagine having to wait until my teenage years to play outside. The world as I know it is seriously UPSIDE DOWN---kids I feel your PAIN!!!

Vampire Fetish! Oh My!!

Oh dear, I'm going through a phase called Vampire Fetish. A sudden love for the undead. Sounds MORBID!!! SHOCKING. So, anyways I finally heard about this show like 2 days ago and I'm about to watch episode 9 of season one. While also reading the second book in the Twilight series, New Moon. I'm seeing a theme and involves Blood, love, lust, romance and vampires together with devastatingly handsome Vampires. Right, I don't want a Vampire BUT i do want a devastatingly handsome fella. GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Public Enemies - I <3 Depp & Bale <3

I went to see this movie and obviously I enjoyed it, I mean, like, Johnny Depp and Christian Bale. Can you hear that...hmmmmmm *BOOM BOOM* yes the palpitations I'm having from recollecting watching them on the BiG Screen!!!! My poor heart could not manage such a FEAT. HAHHAHAHAHAA.....what was this movie even about!!! That's a lie....I know what the movie was about.

Yes, I HEART them both. What great talent they have *COUGH COUGH* I'm talking about their acting talent. Obviously!!!!

Shame I watched this movie with my uncles....HAHAHAHAAAAA. Well, a blessing for the audience otherwise it might have sounded like a PORN film in the auditorium. LOL

Forgot the Song!!!

I heard a cool song on the radio like 2 days ago and I haven't heard it since. I woke up the next day with the song in my head BUT now since this morning when I feel like I want to hear this song again. Do you think I can recall a melody, a lyric, anything. NOTHING my mind is empty but i really want to hear it again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No FAIR No FAIR =(

Selfishness Has Never Been So Fabulous

I have stumbled across a new level of selfishness that I never knew was capable of attaining. I have met the Queen of Selfishness and it is indeed very ugly. Can people honestly feel no guilt in their selfish actions at all---no one is free of this terror when she stamps her feet!!! Not brother, not sister, not mother, not daughter and certainly not friends, I had no idea how bad it was but I will enlighten you.

Imagine you are the parent of a six year old and you are say 25 years old. You go out to party for your birthday and an argument breaks out and slightly puts a dampener on your night out. You arrive at your mom's like 4am wake her up, it's a school night and you know your daughter is due in school in the next 4 hours. But do you stay to prepare her for school...NO NO NO. You don't in fact, your daughter misses school and you don't arrive to pick her up until 4pm the next day!!!!! Then, you go out on the evening to stay at a hotel as it's still your birthday. Leaving mother, sister and brother to babysit yet again for like the billionth time. I have never encountered such levels of selfishness in my life and it sure is UGLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This girl is a monster :(

Dilemma!!!!

I guess at some point in your life, you may or may not face this dilemma. But what would you do if your friend's boyfriend tried it on with you. Thankfully, this isn't my dilemma but if it happened it really puts you in a horrible position. I mean would you tell your friend or would it depend on who the friend was and if they would believe you? I'm so glad....I haven't got the weight of this issue pressing down on me!!!!!!